Monday, 27 July 2009

zomberific

A horror film made for just £45 on a camcorder is to be released in cinemas after impressing a distributor.
Zombie movie Colin, which was filmed in London and Wales, is the work of director Marc Price who also wrote, filmed and produced the movie. I gotta see this!!!

images from a 13 year old

this girl is so cute and just turned 13, yet she takes wicked photos like these:





how sweet is she!

http://majaravn.blogspot.com/

Friday, 24 July 2009

Polyvore



...so i get what polyvore is all about.. its fun making up outfits and seeing what looks good together.. however when you start to buy the items you use so you can make up the outfits in real life its a lot less fun on my bank balance! :-(

irregular choice tiger shoes



i love you.. why are you sold out?

cassie kogler





http://newyorkcouture.net/shop.php

pics i like today new xx







Tuesday, 21 July 2009

pieandbelle




it is quite tragic that i still find this kind of thing so funny!

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.



Regards, David.





From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached




From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.



Regards, David.





From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached

is it sad that i still want these now?

in the 80's every kid in my class owned these but my mum wouldn't let me as i ruined every pair of shoes with a week of wear! boo hoo :-(

Monday, 20 July 2009

simply can't wait for this:

rainbow booties!!!!

so in reference to this post:
http://pieandbelle.blogspot.com/2009/07/woot-hooray.html

i received my silver jacket from topshop.... but the worst crime ever to happen to an item of clothing ever had happened!

the sequins were....

MATTE!

gag! whoever invented matte sequins needs to be shot! where was my sparkly goodness? it just looked like silver leather.. boo topshop! so i got the money back and bought these shoes which i think must have been made with me in mind by the lovely chaps at IC!!! rainbow, metallic, booties - perfection!!!!!!!


Saturday, 18 July 2009

mr t necklace



in kirsty land mr t wears a glittery vest

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

cool stuff i like today xxx

after buying my red sequin skirt this photo really caught my eye.. i think i may need to start accessorizing with ice cream: pretty beach shot:
i love this entire outfit
by claire morgan:
bunny shoooooooooooooes:
i would actually go out dressed as a lipstick:
when will net clothes stop exciting me so:
best. phone. ever:
pleats:

new ranges in pieandbelle jewellery





Saturday, 11 July 2009

Friday, 10 July 2009

woot hooray!

i'm chuffed to bits cos i won two of the four photo competitions from topshop..

these are the two pictures that won:

which means i have £100 to spend in topshop

i have already bought two dresses and i wanted the red sequin jacket from my previous post but it's sold out - boo! so i think i'll get this one:


Monday, 6 July 2009

favourite fashion inspiration

Fashion is a funny old thing innit! well, i think it is anyway.. i love clothes that are either just a big fingers up to everyone in their blatant non-bothered-ness or alternatively completely bonkers..

behold my 2 favourite examples of fashion:

helena bonham carter..

i think
a) she is beautiful
b) she couldn't give a shite

that makes me love her..

she looks awesome in most of her film roles.. she has such a pretty face.. i'm a sucker for huge eyebrows and cupid bow lips





she also did the photo shoot with tim burton and tim walker which resulted in this hair style, that i think is my favourite hairstyle ever.. (if we don't include the bear/nest hair do from a few posts ago)

but, the thing that makes me love her so much is when she's dressed down..


she gets totally slated for her off duty attire, i however think she looks excellent.. i was an old school grunger back in the early 90's and i did not look unlike this:


except that i was a teenager so had my peach framed glasses i'd chosen when i was 12 (which my mum hadn't let me replace as i had such a bad history of smashing glasses she was reluctant to pay out) and i looked a lot less cute due to massive amounts of teen angst that gushed out of my very soul.

Bjork on the other hand is just full blown crazy town.. if it wasn't for the fact that i need to get 2 kids ready every morning and that also i may be sectioned, i would so wear what bjork wears every day..

i'd wear this...

to tesco's.. you know cos its spaghetti and it's a food shop! see what i did there!

this..

on the school run.. seeings as though the school gate is gossip central and the women there all whisper like a bunch of 6 year olds i can use my handy ear petal sensors to pick up scathing remarks that i can then announce to the group and watch them tear each other to shreds leaving me a free path to deliver my child to the school.

and this..

for attending kids birthday parties.. just cute enough for the kids to love it, but bonkers enough for the parents to keep their distance.. perfect outfit material!